Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
1.) Asuka
2.) Michael
3.) Noah
(assuming the interviewer is a girl)
1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Asuka: HERRO DER. I'm Asuka~ ^^ We all know each other. Noah was my only friend during my childhood, other than Reis~ and Michael is dating one of my best friends!
Michael: Michael here, reporting for duty :]
Noah: ..... Get out.
2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Asuka: @.@ That's not possible... I don't think...
Michael: MAAAAAAAAAAAYBE
Noah: What the hell kind of question is that?
3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Asuka: I talk to Reis :] And study~
Michael: ...Watch vampire romance >.>
Noah: Music.
4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Asuka: Ummm.... >.> nothing that I want the po po to hear...
Michael: Dressing up in girls clothes is... nice... >/////////<
Noah: Hmph. Ask Reis.
5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Asuka: Let me see~ *unfurls list...*
Michael: Sometimes I like to switch..
Noah: ._______________. Strawberries.
6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Asuka: Like homocide? : D
Michael: I don't think she means that... Ummm 1?
Noah: Hmm. Questionable.
7) Do you love me? I love you.
Asuka: Um, yeah kay : D
Michael: .______. Whut.
Noah: .... what did I say about leaving?
8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Asuka: Oh... A bit D':
Michael: Not particularly.
Noah: No.
9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
Asuka: I already kill people and get away with it ^^
Michael: Hmmmm... Paris Hilton :'D Holy crap, that would be sweet.
Noah: Tch, I get Asuka to do it.
10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Asuka: Someone else touching Lance.
Michael: Someone else touching Redwolf.
Noah: Someone else touching Reis.
Asuka: Why would you become a rabid squirrel monkey if someone touched Reis, Noah? : D *idiot*
11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Asuka: Isn't this my house? D':
Michael: Yeah, I only came for green tea and biscuits, and you just started asking crazy-ass questions that I feel the strange urge to answer...
Noah: GTFO.
12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the men/ladies?
Asuka: Whut : D
Michael: .... Wait what?
Noah: Yes. That.
13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Asuka: A couple of people.... >.> And then some people I don't wanna see naked D;
Michael: One >w< Unless we're counting smut...
Noah: One. I don't really want to see anyone naked, but I feel a strange attraction to a girl that I can't seem to resist.
14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Asuka: Crack heads?
Michael: Whatthehellno
Noah: No.
15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Asuka: Eh.
Michael: Yeah a bit :/ How long now?
Noah: This is taking too long.
16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Asuka: A computer screen : D
Michael: Boots. Sexy, sexy boots.
Noah: I can't seem to recall .____.
17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Asuka: SuperAIDS? D:
Michael: You mean superGAIDS, right ;D
Noah: ....
18) There is no question 18.
Asuka: Umm... Okay then :]
Michael: Yeah, so I've gathered
Noah: *sips tea* So?
19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Asuka: Freakshow ftw
Michael: Ummm >.> I do like a bit of BDSM....
Noah: Does a person count as a fetish?
20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Asuka: Yey :] Would you like more tea?
Michael: Something like that, yeah.
Noah: No. Now get out.
WOOT
Got my NOFX/Bad Religion ticket the other day so I'm like HOLYSHITICAN'TWAIT
And thinking of bleaching my hair. Then sticking some random colours in it later :]








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